WING NOTES
June 2005
Australian Wing Riders
Association (Qld) Inc
www.auswingriders.com
Wing
Notes
OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE AUSTRALIAN WING RIDERS ASSOCIATION (QLD)
INC.
EDITOR:.............Bevan Bradford
Phone: 07 3822 3512
Mobile 0408 714 000
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President E-mail: clinton@lovell.com.au |
Secretary Val Thomas (07) 3848 0498 E-mail: ashgrovestationery@uqconnect.net |
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The Editor Writes…..
Well, here I go my first official Wing Notes. Not only that but I have to work out how to update the web site information as well. That is going to be an interesting challenge.
I apologise for my inability to attend the AGM but family circumstances made that impossible. Personal circumstances then made the monthly meeting attendance a bit difficult as I have a plaster over my nose, another over the forehead and another behind the ear. Ah, the punishment for a misspent childhood. If nothing else, it’s given me the time to sit here and learn, but I’m getting withdrawal symptoms as I haven’t ridden in over a week
This is your magazine, so if you have any suggestions, things you’d like to see etc, let me know, especially if you will be contributing. I will be making some small changes over the next couple of months as I get the hang of the requirements.
So, keep those contributions coming in and I’m sure between us, we will continue to have a great and informative magazine. Same as before, contributions to the magazine can be emailed to mail@auswingriders.com
Keep
the shiny side up é
Bevan
The Secretary’s Desk
Wow! What a great A.G.M. My only regret was that Bevan and Therese couldn’t be there to not only receive the accolades they justly deserve, but they did miss a fantastic week-end with a great bunch of wing riders. Our condolences were also expressed on Therese’s Mum passing away after a long illness. A busily signed card and gift will be presented to them at our Monthly Meeting for a special couple.
Next, thank you to everyone for accepting my nomination as your Secretary for another year – this does give me another 12 months to do the job ‘right’!, and as my assistant pointed out – I am the only female on the panel, so I had better keep us girls in the picture.
Meanwhile, the A.G.M. was very
well attended, and it really had an international flavour, with our boys from
Victoria, three couples from Stanthorpe and our country kids from Emerald. This recognition also started special calls
from members who travel from Rosewood, Caboolture and
It has been a rather busy month
from this desk, and I have to finish our thank you letters to our sponsors in
Raffle Prizes Won as follows:-
First Prize Draggin Jeans Charleen Lovell
Second Prize Silver Eagle EricandDeb Majeric
Third Prize Helmet Bag BillandMary Carter
Fourth Prize
Fifth Prize Vest Ray Thomas
Sixth Prize Do Rags Georgie
John Brak
Rob Harriss
Congratulations to all the winners, and thank you everyone for supporting the Raffle.
That is it for me, looking forward to our next ride, and social and safe riding.
Valerie
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The
President Speaks……
Speed Kills! Well that’s the message we are supposed to believe. We are bombarded by it on TV, radio and by road signs. Of course we know it isn’t true, it isn’t the speed that kills, it’s the sudden stop that does the damage. There are dozen smart-alec answers like that to counter what the Government hoped would be a short sharp message that will make us slow down and follow their set speed limits. More correctly they are saying, “If you exceed the speed limits we set for the roads, you are more likely to get killed if you have a collision.” Makes more sense doesn’t it?
Or does it?
Let’s look at a few facts, and there are few real facts to go by when it all comes out. The main problem is how crashes are reported. Mostly they are recorded in a report form by General Duties police, who are generally understaffed and overworked, hate paperwork and just want to get it out of the way. They get to tick boxes as to their opinion of the cause of the crash; one of the boxes is labelled speed. Easy. Tick that and get on with the job. Believe me, I have been there and not too much thought goes into it.
This then is the basis for our statistics.
In
So we have a “Speed Kills” campaign that has been going for quite some time that is targeting less than 2% of the causes for crashes.
Does that make sense to you? Apparently it did to the Government in 1994 because we now have speed cameras.
So should it be OK for us to ride faster than the set speed limits on the road? Well if we go by statistics, we are less likely to CAUSE a crash that way. But whatever CAUSES the crash, the faster we are going, the worse that sudden stop is going to be. And our Government isn’t helping to alleviate all those other causes of crashes; they’re concentrating on what causes under 2%.
Be careful out there.
Clint
A.G.M. 2005 Sunday Ride
By Clint
The festivities of the previous night went well
after
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Leaving Kingscliff, we made our way to Murwillumbah
where we found a handy row of servos so we could spread ourselves out over lots
of bowsers for a re-fuel. Then it was
through the town and on our way to Kyogle.
Not wanting to get too strung out, I kept it relatively slow. It had nothing to do with the slow ute and mile after mile of double
whites. We were stopped near Uki by a
large group of pedal cyclists out for a Sunday ride. Larry pointed out that none of them really
looked like they were having fun.
Certainly their faces showed no smiles, just a set grimace.
Eventually Turbo and I managed to overtake the ute on a rare straight stretch and
we were able to travel at a better pace.
However that meant leaving the others too far behind so I slotted in
behind a fellow Ulyssian riding a Triumph Tiger at a
reasonable clip. Those who managed to
get by the ute soon caught
up and the Tiger rider found he was leading a large group of bikes (or more
rightly a group of large bikes).
Probably not what he intended when he left home that morning for a
leisurely ride in the country.
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On arrival in Kyogle the Tiger stopped for fuel and
we all continued into town and parked in the centre parking to disperse for
morning tea, drinks and loo visits.
After half an hour or so we re-mounted, did the obligatory U-turn and
continued through Kyogle. About ten
kilometres later, we mostly turned left back towards Lismore but the two from
Stanthorpe, HansandGeorgina and JohnandGwenda,
were at their closest departure point for home and continued on to Casino with
the plan of travelling the Bruxner to Tenterfield
then north to Home. John phoned during
the week to say they had a great ride home to cap off a wonderful weekend of
meeting all of us.
Back on the road to Lismore, we had few traffic
hassles and were able to travel at a likeable pace, enjoying the scenery, the
clear skies and excellent conditions for riding. In Lismore, we again struck traffic and the
group separated a bit but with good CB communications, there were no hiccups,
just the back group doing a constant catch-up.
Always the fun part about riding down the back.
Eventually we neared Bangalow and were caught up in
a slow procession of traffic and went through the town more like a Grand Parade
than a serious ride. Then it was over
the hills and gaze at the lovely view of
Down into town where we
caused more than the odd look. More,
because one odd look turned into a stare and forget
about driving the car. Bang. Hit another car. Nothing serious and we continued on. Around to the beachfront and parked in a
semi-neat row on the reserve, set aside especially for us. Or so we thought.
After a big breakfast and some earlier morning tea,
no one was very hungry for lunch and there were long queues in the pub, so we
opted for a wander around town and get what snacks we wanted. This turned out to be mostly ice-cream. Some people have small scoops in cones and
others eat it by the bucketful, but we won’t mention any names.
After an hour or so of this entertainment and
listening to a few words from the parking inspector about parking on the grass,
we were off again to head home up the coast.
Setting off, Phil reversed over a shallow hollow in
the park and found his feet wouldn’t make it to the ground any more. Turbo got to practice his picking up method
with a little help from a few others and we were away.
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A casual run up the highway soon saw us back at Kingscliff, where a few who were staying the extra night peeled off. The rest of us continued on until Phil came up with the great idea to stop at a Macca’s for coffee. We did that, even catching up with Paul, who had stayed overnight with family and then slept in, missing the day’s entertainment. Then we all went home our own ways.
Wine
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the
wine I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look
into the glass and think about the workers in the winery and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this wine and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about
my liver."
Jack Handy
Postcards from
Well hello from down here in
Daylesford Ride
Well, we struck the good weather again with fine sunny
weather greeting us for the ride. We
gathered at the Irish restaurant with arches (MacDonald’s) on the ring road for
a cup of coffee and a chat before heading out. Leaving the city it was a bit
foggy but it cleared up as we headed towards Bacchus Marsh with Vanilla Slice
Denny leading us into the unknown. With
weather as good as this in
From Ballan we headed to Daylesford and headed up to the
lookout and water tower. After a walk to
the top of the tower, you soon work out that fitness improvement is something
that you should do, but after coming down you convince yourself you don’t I
need that when I have a Goldwing to take me every where. Once taking a breath,
a little longer for some, (me), we head out of Daylesford and again Denny
assures us that he knows a good place for lunch, some pub called the “Pig and Whistle”. Sure enough, he again did not let us down.
The roast pork was delicious and the ladies tell us the apple pie was to die
for, (prepared on site and cooked to order, what more good you ask for); well
as we left the pub, I was looking for bed.
With a full stomach, all I wanted to do was to take a
afternoon siesta, (after all we are in
With all aboard and the suspension adjusted we headed home. With the afternoons in
Denny, great ride, good company, good food, another great ride completed.
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Victorian
Dinner 3 June 05
Friday night saw thirteen of us gather at the Mexican Cantina in Esserdon, a good night was had by all with plenty of food consumed and lots of yarns being told. Doug and Preeta invited all of us back to their home for tea and coffee which all of us enjoyed. The next dinner is planned for early July. |
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A boy and his father
visiting from a third world country were at a shopping mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this Father?”
The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don’t know what it is!”
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the
boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls
light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The
walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother".
Taromeo
What can I say – after a
rather cloudy week we wake up to a glorious Sunday morning. Thommo claims that he spoke to someone
special to make it so!
The bike is gleaming as well,
and we duly set off to meet at the BP Caboolture North and even though we
believe we are early, there is a good clan waiting for us already having their
coffees.
As planned, Thommo gave the
riders the pre-ride details and we get on the road at
This enjoyable section of our
trip brought us out on to the
All the wings turned into the
Taromeo Camp Oven driveway, parked in the front of
the homestead, and we were pleasantly greeted by ChrisandJenny and their two
sons Nicolas and Joel (Xmas babies?) We
didn’t chit-chat for too long as we were all rather hungry, so we settled down
to a very enjoyable meal of Drovers Stew with damper, followed by a trifle and
Billie Tea or coffee. I have to comment
that this was all served up to us by Nicolas and Joel and it was all presented
on real china and cutlery. What a
pleasant change from plastic. The
cooking process was in 100 year old camp ovens, which we learned about from a
very informative demonstration by Chris, after our boisterous lunch. Chris gave a very interesting talk on his
extensive collection of camp/country memorabilia, including a very impressive
Bear Trap which had been part of the early settlers’ equipment. We volunteered a ‘Bear’ of our own as a demonstration;
luckily Chris improvised with a very solid piece of wood instead!
It was then our turn to give
Chris and Jenny a chance to checkout the wings, and they had a couple of photos
taken as well, so hopefully we will exchange our photos with them very
soon. It was a very enjoyable venue, and
we waved our good-byes at
We duly divided into two
groups – one group were northbound through Kilcoy and the second group
southbound through Esk. We are the
southbound group and we had our usual scenic ride along the
Thank you,
Thommo &Valerie
An elderly Chinese woman had two large
pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the
other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream
to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For
a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and
a half pots of water. Of course, the
perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and
miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After
2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one
day by the stream. "I am ashamed of
myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back
to your house." The old woman
smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path,
but not on the other pot's side? That's
because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your
side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them."
"For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to
decorate the table. Without you being
just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."
Each
of us has our own unique flaw. But it's
the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very
interesting and rewarding. You've just
got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
To
all you crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers,
on your side of the path.
AUSTRALIAN WING RIDERS ASSOCIATION (QLD)
INCORPORATED
RIDE / SOCIAL EVENT CALENDAR |
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DATE |
DESTINATION |
RIDE / SOCIAL EVENT |
Ride Leaders |
19th June |
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Cassie
Doyle Memorial Ride for Life for the Leukaemia Foundation Southport Sharks
Football Club; Registration from 7:00am, ride starts
Meet
and leave Staplyton BP at |
Club |
19th June |
Boonah |
Meet
at BP Staplyton 8:00am for Travelling
via the Gold Coast Hinterland and Beechmont to
morning tea at Possum Cafe, Canungra.
Then via roundabout route to Boonah for lunch at Flavours. Run finishes in Beaudesert but those who
wish can follow Larry and Annette home for afternoon coffee. |
Larry and Annette Fisher |
25th June Social |
Pot Luck dinner |
Dress
warm. |
Clint and Charleen Lovell |
17th July |
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TBA |
Winston Jones |
24th July Social |
Bar-B-Q |
Meet |
PhiandVicki |
21st August |
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TBA |
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28th August Social |
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TBA |
RustyandMaree Rust |
24th 25th September |
Goomburra |
Overnight
stay at Bikers Dream, Goomburra. Has powered
and un-powered camp sites and bunkhouse. |
Bevan and Therese Bradford |
16th October |
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TBA |
GeoffandJulie Sheather |
23rd October Social |
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TBA |
Jason King |
Ride Coordinator
- Bill Carter – Tel: (07) 5564
8996 ; Bill’s a/h
mobile : 0428 248 160
e-mail:
bill_mary@hotkey.net.au
RIDE DATES; Unless otherwise arranged, rides will be on
the 3rd Sunday of the month, and Social rides, the following
weekend, with other social events as announced through the year.
** Ride Leaders: Please check the details of your ride and
let me know of any changes. Ride leaders are also asked to organise 2
raffle prizes for their ride. Suggested value approximately $10.00 each. Raffle
tickets will be made available from Eric Madjeric.
IMPORTANT: Even if you have not finalised the details
of your ride, just supply the start timeandlocation, the general direction
of the ride, and the meal arrangements.
*** Ride Leaders:
Please provide a short pre-ride briefing that outlines the basic safety
precautions that we in the AWRA like to observe when riding in groups, and a
little about the ride and the rest stop locations.
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY ON RIDES:
Each motorcyclist is responsible for at least the
following;
·
The
roadworthiness of your vehicle (including trailer)
· To have fun and enjoy the day, and the company.
Thanks for all those that have offered to organise rides and socials. That is what makes this club so great. If you are yet to conduct a ride or organise a social, please start to plan something so that when your turn arrives you will be ready. You don’t have to wait to be asked, just let me know.
Speeding!
Who, me?
An older lady gets pulled over
for speeding...
Older Woman:
Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer:
Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman:
Oh, I see.
Officer:
Can I see your license please?
Older Woman:
I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer:
Don't have one?
Older Woman:
Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer:
I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman:
I can't do that.
Officer:
Why not?
Older Woman:
I stole this car.
Officer:
Stole it?
Older Woman:
Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:
You what?
Older Woman:
His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman
and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police
cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
half drawn gun.
Officer 2:
Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her
vehicle.
Older woman:
Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2:
One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the
owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2:
Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk,
revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2:
Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman:
Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2:
One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her
handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the
license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2:
Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you
stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman:
Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.